Oh??? apparently I’m a Narcissist?
My total is 39, hah, and I am noooot surprised at all
HELL YEAH I GOT KIRK
I GOT KIRK TOO, HELLA~
I GOT LEIA WAT
What’s your superhero name?
It is I, The Functional Alcoholic.
the human corpse on life support
what the fuck thats not cool
Never fear the Tumor Flower is here
Bold what’s true about you
I am under 18.
I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my “pajamas”.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
l am right handed.
I am ambidextrous.
I am a little shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy folk music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last month.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I like Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 DVDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been broken up with.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
My hair is naturally the colour:
My eyes are:
People sometimes label me as:
Some of my biggest fears are:
Being alone in the dark
Oceans/large bodies of water
A friend with benefits
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
My own car
Parents who are still married
A game console
Lookit. reblog with your closest height.
I’m the same height as Armin.
I’m taller than Hanji, Eren and Mikasa, haha! I’m the same height as Ymir
What is the meaning of life?
70 years of suffering…..seriously, fuck this of course I had to get a realistic one.
1 Thing Callous Indifference
70 years getting high as fuck
Nothing but being a sinner…. Well alrighty then, if you say so! Let the sin begin!
Fucking doin whatever the fuck i want
I have 3 last names ….
Just doin whatever the fuck I want
Just stackin paper, bruh
Wow what a life
Last Person That
1. Slept in your bed besides you? — My ex-boyfriend
2. Saw you cry? — Dad’s girlfriend
3. You went to the movies with? — My ex-boyfriend and little brother
4. You went out to dinner with? — My friend named Line
5. You talked on the phone to? — Some dude I know named Dennis
6. Made you laugh? — ✿Sempai✿
Would You Rather
1. Pierce your nose or your tongue? — I don’t want that either pierced!
2. Be serious of be funny? — Funny
3. Drink whole or skimmed milk? — Eugh neither!
4. Die in a fire or drowning? — Neither????
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? — My mum, but if it had to be both parents at the same time, then enemies
1. Simple or complicated? — Both???
2. Straight, gay or bisexual? — Bisexual, hell yeah
3. Tall or short? — Tall!
4. Right handed or left handed? — Ambidexterity
5. A lover of music or a lover of books? — Music
Do You Prefer
1. Flowers or sweets? — Sweets
2. Grey or black? — Black
3. Colour photos or black-and-white photos? — Colour
4. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
5. M&Ms or Skittles? — M&M’s; never tasted skittles
6. Staying up late or waking up early? — Staying up late, pfft, what is “waking up early” even
7. Sun or moon? — Sun
8. Winter or Autumn? — Winter, ‘cause that’s when my birthday is~!
9. 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? — 2 best friends
10. Rainy or sunny? — Rainy! Thunder and Lightning!
11. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? — Vanilla! Can be mixed with everything, eff yeh!
12. Vodka or Jack? — Neither
1. What time is it? —23:10 (11:10 PM)
2. Name? — Pernille!
3. Nicknames? — Brat - nah, I don’t have one
4. When is your birthday? — 8th of January!
5. What do you want? — World power
6. How many kids do you want? — None!
7. What would you name a girl? — Mistake
8. What would you name a boy? — Failure
9. You want to get married? — Please no
10. What kind of music do you like? — Everything
1. Nervous habits? — Crossing my arms
2. Are you double-jointed? — Nope
3. Can you roll your tongue? — Yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? — Slightly
5. Can you cross your eyes? — Yes, and I can also move my left eye and keep my right eye still!
1. Which shoe goes on first? — Whichever I find first!
2. Ever thrown something at someone? — Lots of times
3. On average, how much money do you carry with you? — Not much, since I use it all quickly
4. What jewelry do you wear? — Rings, bracelets, necklaces, earrings, hair-stuff, all of it!
5. Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? — Cut
6. Have you ever eaten Spam? — Nope, ew
7. Favourite ice cream? — Just plain vanilla!
8. How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? — Idk, I don’t eat breakfast products
9. Can you cook? — Uhhhhhhhhh
Alcoholic beverage? — Pineapple Breezer!
Car ride? — Can’t even remember
Movie seen? – Something random on tv
Song played? — I want her - Blind Fury feat Georgia Harris
Person you saw? — Myself
Time you cried?- ‘Bout a week ago
Fight? – Can’t count ‘em all
Any person that claims to be in the “friend-zone” and complains about it, is now in my “don’t-talk-to-me-zone”